I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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