Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize
