if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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