Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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