I need help removing her.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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