C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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