Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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