It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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