lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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