I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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