didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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