I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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