I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
You can't motorboat a personality
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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