Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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