well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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