i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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