Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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