scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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