Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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