FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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