woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He did a backflip because drugs
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