Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
