some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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