Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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