everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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