About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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