On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
i out mim tonsoeep
Randomize
