Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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