so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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