Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
