i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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