haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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