she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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