You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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