i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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