i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
