I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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