then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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