Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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