No subtext here. People are naked.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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