Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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