Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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