Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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