My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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