carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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