So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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