So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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