her vagine was all disorganized.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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