Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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