if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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