well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
